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Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1998 12:41:22 -0500
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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>The Buzzword Generator</TITLE>
<SCRIPT>
rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();
function rnd() {
rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};
function rand(number) {
return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};
function buzzword() {
phrase1 = new Array("Exclusive","Total","Fundamental","Phased",
"Integrated","Object-based","Devolved","Distributed","Right-sized",
"Decentralized","Centralized","Ameliorated","Digitized","Networked",
"Focused","Synergized","Polarised","Advanced","Assimilated","Optional",
"Synchronised","Compatible","Function-based","Future-proofed","Managed",
"Organised","Up-sized","Down-sized","Mandatory","Customer-focused",
"Business-focused","Profit-focused","Standalone","Organic",
"Quality-focused","Secured","Extended","Cloned","Balanced",
"Reverse-Engineered","Syngergistic","Vision-oriented","Enterprise-wide",
"De-engineered","Cross-group","Re-engineered","Open-architected",
"Front-line","Optimized","Grass-roots","Horizontal","Multi-tiered",
"Team oriented","Face to face","Versatile","Progressive","Persevering",
"Diverse","Automated","Proactive","Reactive","Realigned");
phrase2 = new Array("client-server","didactic","radial","user-facing","eco-centric",
"uniform","composite","holistic","stable","coherent","discrete",
"heuristic","hybrid","modular","optimal","homogeneous",
"incremental","logistical","mobile","dynamic","executive",
"RAD/JAD","human-resource","empowering","vertical","cohesive",
"systematic","responsive","reciprocal","transitional",
"human-resource","3rd generation","4th generation",
"5th generation","scalable","fault-tolerant","WYSIWYG",
"local","national","global","regional","neural","24hr",
"value-added","multimedia","systematic","maximized",
"clear-thinking","optimizing","motivating","well-modulated",
"fresh-thinking","keen","even-keeled","upward-trending",
"methodical","tangible","bottom-line","actuating","analyzing",
"encompassing","exuding","solution-oriented","attitude-oriented",
"client driven","needs based","zero administration",
"zero tolerance","zero defect");
phrase3 = new Array("hub","paradigm","concept","contingency","flexibility",
"methodology","project","definition","projection","task-force",
"moderator","implementation","structure","ability","scenario","challenge",
"solution","installation","knowledgebase","inheritance",
"throughput","approach", "alliance","implementation","data-warehouse",
"migration","interface","moratorium","parallelism","monitoring","policy",
"capability","middleware","hardware","software","GUI","LAN/WAN",
"intranet","toolset","product","support","help-desk","groupware",
"hit-squad","model","orchestration","emulation","collaboration",
"focus group","success","conglomeration","attitude","pricing structure",
"workforce flexibility","synergy","system engine","alliance",
"utilization","GUI","open architecture","open system","initiative",
"knowledge user","superstructure","frame","customer loyalty",
"productivity","flex-time","framework","complexity","protocol",
"matrix","matrices","core","website","process improvement",
"business partner","leverage","executive solution","secured line",
"artificial intelligence","budgetary management","forecast");
rand1=rand(phrase1.length)-1;
rand2=rand(phrase2.length)-1;
rand3=rand(phrase3.length)-1;
msg=phrase1[rand1] + " " + phrase2[rand2] + " " + phrase3[rand3];
document.buzzword_form.message.value=msg;
}
</SCRIPT>
</HEAD>
<H1 ALIGN=center>The Buzzword Generator</H1>
<CENTER>
Click the "Buzz Me!" button to generate a new set of buzzwords!<P>
<FORM NAME=buzzword_form><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="Buzz Me!" onClick="buzzword()">
<P>
<INPUT TYPE="text" Name="message" SIZE=60>
</FORM>
</CENTER>
<p>
<hr noshade size=2>
</body>
</HTML>
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