"Hello, hello, obarrayter?"
"This is the obarrayter."
"Could you please call an internist?"
"What's the problem, sir?"
"Oh, just some bad hash.  But I'd like to consult a professional
 just to be safe."
"I understand, sir."
...dum dee dum...
'Tis a gift to be symbol
'tis a gift to be freed...