Contentedly I sit under my Binary Tree,
	I am a self-sufficient Unix PC,
	Happy as only a PC can be,
	With an OS that's 32-bit and
	free, Free, FREE!

	Who cares that I have no corporation's label
	when I have such a neat process table?
	I don't need Microsoft, or IBM, or Apple,
	Just me and Linus, and allSEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED.